Not too long ago (March 28th, to be exact), Rufio ate my shoe:
Tonight, he struck again, swiftly and surely, to my other pair of Rainbows.
I bought both these pairs of shoes intending them to last forever. That was right before Zane and I got married, so I've had them for over three years.
3 years < forever
Within two weeks, both pairs have been destroyed beyond use...
...or have they?