To the Women of America

I'm usually an unconditional supporter of my sex, but there's one thing that I just cannot stand: women leaving a public toilet seat covered in pee. 

I think it's great that you choose to hover. Good idea. You don't want to get all those germs on your thighs, but I shouldn't have to clean up your poor aim. I'm not a nurse. I'm not a janitor. I'm another woman who needs to use that facility that you've marked like a dog. 

If you can't get it in the pot, then clean it up for the next person. Show a little care for your fellow woman. 

Can I get an "amen"?